Renée Humphrey
Nude

Mr. Skin is still trying to wrap his upper and lower head around the fact that American women have perfected the “girl next door” trope in cinema. There’s nothing sexier than an innocent and sultry-eyed piece of flesh that has that twinkle of sinfulness in her eyes. Case in point: gorgeous girl next door Renee Humphrey has been tempting American audiences with her brunette locks and sexy stalks for two decades. As a matter of fact, Mr. Skin himself remembers the incredible amount of hand to pole friction he subjected himself to in the 90’s because of Renee’s celluloid exploits. This striking blue-eyed beauty is best known for her roles in such skin-ematic endeavors as Fun (1994), Mallrats (1995), and Mike Binder’s The Sex Monster (1999). In the former, this naughty nymph reveals her round rosebuds and tight little backdoor (albeit through a thong) in a pool while trying to engage Mariel Hemingway in a gleesome threesome. Feel free to hump, Miss Humphrey! Renee may have ended her skin-ful days in the infancy of her entertainment career, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy her sexy self in her clothed version. Her recent roles include that of the character “Jean” in the movie Family (2006), and the bit role as “Waitress” in the film You Can’t Say So (2018). Mr. Skin does pray to his alter of womanly flesh every night that Renee will indulge our fantasies again with more nudity, but we’re not holding our breath anymore. Our face was starting to match our balls!